A List of My Qualifications

Hi my name is Ari and I specialize in the following:

  1. Reading a message 20 times and rewording it 10 times before sending it.
  2. Pretending there’s something really interesting behind you if you catch me staring at you.
  3. Suffering in silence when people are walking really slow. instead of saying excuse me and trying to get by.
  4. Laughing. Laughing ALL the time to fill silence while my mind works to find a decent response to whatever you just said.
  5. Making weird faces that match whatever the heck is going on in my head without realizing that there’s people around.

Seriously everyone… this is the kind of person everyone in my life deals with on a daily basis.

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “A List of My Qualifications

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s