Hi my name is Ari and I specialize in the following:
- Reading a message 20 times and rewording it 10 times before sending it.
- Pretending there’s something really interesting behind you if you catch me staring at you.
- Suffering in silence when people are walking really slow. instead of saying excuse me and trying to get by.
- Laughing. Laughing ALL the time to fill silence while my mind works to find a decent response to whatever you just said.
- Making weird faces that match whatever the heck is going on in my head without realizing that there’s people around.
Seriously everyone… this is the kind of person everyone in my life deals with on a daily basis.