Do I hold the door for you if you’re more than ten feet away?
Do I say thank you twice if there’s two doors you hold open for me but they’re literally two feet away from each other?
If I accidentally end up holding the door open for 77 people because I tried to hold it for you, will you stand by awkwardly until I’ve finished my door person duties?
If I hold the door and you don’t say thank you am I allowed to silently judge you for the rest of my life, even if we only existed in each other’s lives for that brief 20 seconds?
These questions keep me up at night.
And elevator doors… that’s a whole other thing.