Will You Promise Not To Judge Me When You Find Out How Obsessed I Am With My Dog?

Person: “You should add me on Snapchat!”

Me: “Um…” *Mentally tries to decide if this person can handle the amount of dog pictures and horrible puns my stories on Snapchat consist of*

Here’s a taste of the wonders I offer on social platforms:

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